#34 Love has a tough time winning when boys are so dumb.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"I know I still love her. No one has that kind of hold on my heart like she does."
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"She's amazing:)"
Monday, August 15, 2011
Advice of the Day
#31 Joy is something you experience, happiness is something you feel; search for both in every part of life.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Boy of the Week - Werewolf Boys
Day 4: The Wolves of Twilight: Chaske Spencer (Sam), Tyson Houseman (Quil), Bronson Pelletier (Jared), Kiowa Gordon (Embry), and Alex Meraz (Paul)
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Advice of the Day
#30 "Never take love advice from a John Cusack movie." Works for the movies but in real life if you stand outside her window holding a boombox someone is bound to call the cops.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"So i'm not talking to other girls anymore, like even communicating because they just pale in comparison to her. I feel literally nothing for anyone else because i believe so strongly that we will be together. Call me crazy.."
Monday, August 8, 2011
Boy of the Week - Werewolf Boys
The best way to get over the dumb boys... fall for a werewolf.
Last week we looked at Hot Vampires with their intensely brooding eyes.. this week we will turn the focus to celebs who play werewolves because... well as much as I love vampires.. we all know werewolves have way better bodies. Admire (lust) away.
Day 1: Taylor Lautner - Jacob Black, The Twilight Saga
Advice of the Day
#29 If someone questions your "late night lonely text" the next morning.. tell them it was a late night drunken text to save yourself from having to explain.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Thinking about how great she is in the present makes me even more excited about the future."
Advice of the Day
#27 Beware of the girl with no female friends... it's because she slept with all their boyfriends.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Advice of the Day
#26 Never assume you know what someone means by the term "hang out" and never assume they know what you mean by it.
Boy of the Week - Hot Vampires
The best way to forget about dumb boys... find yourself a hot vampire.
Some of you might say the vampire craze is so last year, but I don't care. There are still so many great vampire movies and shows out there, and some incredibly hot actors playing intensely brooding vampires. Each day this week I'll feature a different vampire with an epically brooding look.
Day 1: Ian Somerhalder - Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diaries
Friday, July 29, 2011
Advice of the Day
#25 "Ex boyfriends have this radar so that the second you stop thinking about them, they'll know to come talk to you."
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
If your life was like a movie....
Or I should say.. "If your life was like the best 90's teen sitcom" Your love/hate relationship (that everyone knows is more love than hate) with that boy would be like Brad and Ted from Hey Dude. 
Monday, July 25, 2011
Boy of the Week - Prince Harry
The best way to forget about the dumb boys.... find yourself a Prince!
Years ago when everyone was all "Prince William this, and Prince William that." I was saying ...just wait, you will be wrong, Prince Harry will end up being the more attractive Prince. And boy, was I EVER right!!! He seems to get better looking every day! So, let's take a week and appreciate all that is Prince Harry.
Advice of the Day
#22 Be careful who you tell your secrets to.. General rule to remember: If you tell one person, everyone knows.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Advice of the Day
#21 "Fact: the bigger the crush you have on someone, the awfuller you will look when you run into them on the street."
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Advice of the Day
#20 If you can remain friends with your ex it's either because you were never in love or you still are.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Yeah. Sigh.. When I left she just smiled and waved at me and my heart just exploded. I don't know why ha.. I just wanted to yell I love you! ..but I can't."
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you should all know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Reality is I love her and as long as there is a chance I'll give us everything I have."
Dumb Boys Defined
Defining what they say, what they mean, and the terms I use to describe them.
Late Night Lonely Text: That text you send at night to that person you know you're kind of stringing along. Or who you know would be quick to come over. This is different from a booty call. You're just looking for conversation. Someone to make you feel good about yourself. There's nothing wrong with this if you are mutual late night lonely texters. BUT if the person you're late night lonely texting doesn't know that's all it is... Watch out in the morning... they'll be expecting more. And regardless of who you late night lonely text... you'll regret it in the morning.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Boy of the Week - Taylor Hanson
Day 1
Forget Mmm Bop and that silly long girlish hair... Taylor Hanson is not that boy anymore. Time has been very good to him. Loooooove! And the added bonus? He's an epically talented musician! Go see them LIVE! It will seriously blow your mind. 
Friday, July 15, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"I'm just worried because I know nothing else in the world would make me happier than to spend the rest of my life with her and start off every day and end every night with nothing but her. She calms me down. She makes me smile. She makes me cry. I sleep better around her. I breathe easier around her. At least when im not insanely nervous. Everything about her even her flaws are perfect. She's beautiful inside and out. I care for her with my whole heart as my best friend and more..."
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Celeb couples I do NOT approve of!
Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen Okay I totally get the hot older man vibe from Michael Sheen, I get that. Especially because of his amazing talent. I love him, I'm right with you there. But as much as I would say that.. I would never actually date a man that much older. He must have a seriously impressive... personality. Bleh! Rachel: You are so clearly a 10 and putting you on that scale doesn't even get him to a 1. What happened to Ryan Gosling???! He was a MUCH better match.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly sending me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"I acknowledged to myself that I genuinely love her. Ah!"
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Ask the Expert
This boy I'm kind of dating has been really shady lately. It's probably just all in my head, but how do I make sure?
Girl, take off your sunglasses and realize you're standing in the shade. Then run to the light. If someone is acting shady, it's because they are. If he stands you up or blows you off, it's not a mistake or some forgetfulness, 99% of the time... he's with another girl. If he's not returning your calls when he usually does it's not because his phone broke, or he had it off... he's with another girl. And it's not because he wants time with the boys, if he did, he'd tell you. If he's being shady there's another girl involved. Period. And you should get out of there before he makes you look like a fool. You fool.
Girl, take off your sunglasses and realize you're standing in the shade. Then run to the light. If someone is acting shady, it's because they are. If he stands you up or blows you off, it's not a mistake or some forgetfulness, 99% of the time... he's with another girl. If he's not returning your calls when he usually does it's not because his phone broke, or he had it off... he's with another girl. And it's not because he wants time with the boys, if he did, he'd tell you. If he's being shady there's another girl involved. Period. And you should get out of there before he makes you look like a fool. You fool.
Celeb couples I do NOT approve of!
Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem
True this may just be jealosy over the fact that I'm not dating some 18 year old pop star... not that I would I mean 18 is a little young for me and precicely my point as to why I do NOT approve of these two! Come on lady! You're 26, people are about to start calling you ma'am and they're still calling him baby (or is that Justin Bieber... same thing) Not only is she 26... but she LOOKS it! I might think differently if she at least looked younger. While this does give me hope I will still say "get your gold-digging wannabe pop star hipster self back to Austrailia and leave Nick Jonas for the younger generation. Find yourself a MAN (I hear Jake Gyllenhaal is single)" After all this, you might still just call me jealous but that's my rant and I'm sticking to it.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"So I can't stop. like. sneaking glances at her behind me. What. The. Hell. she's so beautiful it like. Hurts. The eyes....! Wow. delete this asap."
....whoops. clearly you shouldn't text me things you don't want to end up on my blog.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
":) I like.. adore her.. sorry."
Monday, July 11, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Okay.. she grabbed my hand today and I almost fainted."
"Okay.. she grabbed my hand today and I almost fainted."
I think they should date...
I often think two people should be dating simply for photographic reasons.
Boy of the Week - Kevin Zegers
The best way to forget about the dumb boys... daydream about being in this music video with this boy.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Of course I do. I don't care how hard it gets. I love being in love with her."
"Of course I do. I don't care how hard it gets. I love being in love with her."
I think they should date...
Sometimes two people just look so cute together in pictures... and simply for photographic purposes they should probably be dating.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Advice of the Day
#12 Sometimes.. there's just no way to go back.. actually, there's never a way to go back, unless you have a time machine.
Boy of the Week - James McAvoy
The best way to forget about the dumb boys..
Fall in love with the next big thing.
You've seen him in Narnia, Wanted, and Atonement.. but soon he'll be EVERYWHERE. Set to star in this years X-Men First Class as the young Charles Xavier, he'll be in the much anticipated Conspirator directed by Robert Redford, we'll also see him reprising his role in Wanted 2, aaaand he is rumored to be in a dozen new films the next couple years including Cloud Atlas with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
If your life was like a movie...
Your first kiss would be this magical..
"This belongs to you.. and always will."
Thursday, February 24, 2011
When Cute Boys Sing We Swoon!
Justin Timberlake sings Hallelujah for the Hope for Haiti Now Telethon.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Boy of the Week - Nicholas Hoult
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Discover a new celeb crush!
Nicholas Hoult... swoon! You may remember him (but not recognize him) as the geeky kid from About a Boy. He's huge in the UK having starred in the much controversial Skins (I've gotta go out at buy all the seasons on DVD right away!) Now we're about to see him star in several big US blockbusters, X-Men First Class, Jack the Giant Killer, and Mad Max.
Ask the Expert
How do you get over someone who you have given your whole heart to?
You don't. Now this is assuming you really mean you've given away your whole heart. That is what we call great love. You will have many loves in your life, you will let down your guard and let people into your heart time and time again, they can bruise it, they can break it, and they can heal it. But you only have one heart, and when you do finally give it away... when you find that one person who is deserving of having your heart.. that is great love. The unfortunate thing is that when great love is rejected.. you never really get your heart back. The great love for that person who holds your heart will never go away.. great love changes you. And all you can do is hope to find the person you'll love second most in this world.
You don't. Now this is assuming you really mean you've given away your whole heart. That is what we call great love. You will have many loves in your life, you will let down your guard and let people into your heart time and time again, they can bruise it, they can break it, and they can heal it. But you only have one heart, and when you do finally give it away... when you find that one person who is deserving of having your heart.. that is great love. The unfortunate thing is that when great love is rejected.. you never really get your heart back. The great love for that person who holds your heart will never go away.. great love changes you. And all you can do is hope to find the person you'll love second most in this world.
Advice of the Day
#10 Once the seeds of love are planted, you can destroy the flowers...but the roots run deep and are hard to get rid of entirely.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Boy of the Week - River Viiperi
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Find yourself a hot model.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you River Delfin Viiperi!
Since he's a model, you'll get more than one pic today.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Ask the Expert
What should I buy my girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Flowers and Candy are always good, but there has to be more. The number one most important thing about Valentine's Day gift giving (or any gift giving for that matter) is the thought behind it. The girl better believe you put LOTS of thought into the gift. I don't care if you get her a freaking pet rock that pet rock better have a name and a back story that you put lots of thought into. That's really all the help I can give on gift giving because it has to be specific to the person.
Flowers and Candy are always good, but there has to be more. The number one most important thing about Valentine's Day gift giving (or any gift giving for that matter) is the thought behind it. The girl better believe you put LOTS of thought into the gift. I don't care if you get her a freaking pet rock that pet rock better have a name and a back story that you put lots of thought into. That's really all the help I can give on gift giving because it has to be specific to the person.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Something Sappy About a Boy
In My Mind's Eyes
I saw you today, just like before
another crack in my heart for the past.
Always waiting, painfully wondering
which crack will be the last.
I saw you today, just like before
you said this time would be different.
Over and over, forever sorry
but you still have never meant it.
I saw you today, just like before
you wiped the tears from my eyes.
Comforting words say "it's okay."
Do you know they come from your lies?
I saw you today just like before
only this time I saw you for real.
Always waiting, painfully wondering,
hoping you'll see how I feel.
I saw you today, just like before
how you have never changes your way.
For the first time, for the last,
I finally saw you today.
Ask the Expert
So I broke up with this girl and now she just won't leave me alone! What should I do?
Stop all contact. Don't call her, don't text her, don't facebook her, avoid her in public. If she texts you don't text her back, she calls you don't answer, she facebooks you don't respond, she corners you in public quickly find an escape. Is this mean? Yes. But unfortunately some girls just don't get the hint when you break up with them and they cling to hope. If you don't want them to cling to you.. you must destroy that hope.. and the ONLY way to do that is to be mean. Sorry if you think of yourself as the "nice guy" but in these situations the nice thing to do is to be mean and let her move on.
Stop all contact. Don't call her, don't text her, don't facebook her, avoid her in public. If she texts you don't text her back, she calls you don't answer, she facebooks you don't respond, she corners you in public quickly find an escape. Is this mean? Yes. But unfortunately some girls just don't get the hint when you break up with them and they cling to hope. If you don't want them to cling to you.. you must destroy that hope.. and the ONLY way to do that is to be mean. Sorry if you think of yourself as the "nice guy" but in these situations the nice thing to do is to be mean and let her move on.
Boy of the Week - Steven R. McQueen
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Find one who makes you swoooooon!
For me that boy is Steven R. McQueen of the Vampire Diaries and last night we finally (FINALLY!) got to see his character lock lips with the gorgeous Kat Graham!
(check the vid below)
"You think I'm hot?" Yes... yes, I really do.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Boy of the Week - Aaron Johnson
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Love the one who stars in your favorite book to movie role.
Aaron Johnson aka Robbie in Agnes Thongs and Perfect Snogging.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
When Cute Boys Sing We Swoon!
Darren Criss from GLEE performs Part of Your World at impromptu concert in LA.
Ask the Expert
So, there's this boy I like, but he's a smoker and I've always said I don't date smokers.. but I really like him. What should I do?
Know your deal-breakers. Is smoking one of them? Meaning, would you marry a smoker? Not saying after the first couple dates you should be thinking about marriage. But before dating anyone you should clearly know your deal-breakers. Whether it be smoking, drugs, unemployment, location, kids, religion etc... you should know what they are. Deal-breakers shouldn't be little things, these are big life altering things. And give yourself a 3 date rule. If a guy checks off even one of your deal-breakers by the third date you shouldn't go out with him again. So, to answer your question, is smoking a deal-breaker? If so, then as much as you like him, you should not be dating him.
Know your deal-breakers. Is smoking one of them? Meaning, would you marry a smoker? Not saying after the first couple dates you should be thinking about marriage. But before dating anyone you should clearly know your deal-breakers. Whether it be smoking, drugs, unemployment, location, kids, religion etc... you should know what they are. Deal-breakers shouldn't be little things, these are big life altering things. And give yourself a 3 date rule. If a guy checks off even one of your deal-breakers by the third date you shouldn't go out with him again. So, to answer your question, is smoking a deal-breaker? If so, then as much as you like him, you should not be dating him.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
If your life was a movie...
This is what he would say:
“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.”
Boy of the Week - Alex Pettyfer
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Obsess over a famous one.
(But not this one.... He's been my obsession since his days as Alex Rider, so find your own obsession but do check him out in the upcoming movies I Am Number Four and Beastly.)
Obsess over a famous one.
(But not this one.... He's been my obsession since his days as Alex Rider, so find your own obsession but do check him out in the upcoming movies I Am Number Four and Beastly.)
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Boy of the Week - Dave Franco
The best way to forget about the dumb boys...
Find out if they have a hotter brother.
Dave Franco: Hotter (younger) brother of James Franco.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Advice of the Day
#3 If you want to see it, its there. If you just search long enough You'll find it. It just doesn't always mean its real.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Ask the Expert
Last time I was with this boy I like we talked about doing something over the weekend but didn't set firm plans, how long should I wait before contacting him?
If you like the boy why are you waiting to call or text? The "2 day rule" is STUPID. If you really like someone there's no reason to wait. Call him! Secure the next date! Don't be needy by texting all the time but if you have a reason to contact someone.. just do it! Don't sit around waiting for your life to happen. So if there's a boy you like and you want to make plans to see him again call or text him now. Right now! Don't even finish reading this blog (you can do that while you wait for him to call or text you back.. oh yeah and if he doesn't right away refer to Advice of the Day #2 "If he doesn't text you back right away don't jump to conclusions... he's probably just pooping.")
If you like the boy why are you waiting to call or text? The "2 day rule" is STUPID. If you really like someone there's no reason to wait. Call him! Secure the next date! Don't be needy by texting all the time but if you have a reason to contact someone.. just do it! Don't sit around waiting for your life to happen. So if there's a boy you like and you want to make plans to see him again call or text him now. Right now! Don't even finish reading this blog (you can do that while you wait for him to call or text you back.. oh yeah and if he doesn't right away refer to Advice of the Day #2 "If he doesn't text you back right away don't jump to conclusions... he's probably just pooping.")
Advice of the Day
#2 If he doesn't text you back right away don't jump to conclusions... he's probably just pooping.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
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