Friday, July 29, 2011
Advice of the Day
#25 "Ex boyfriends have this radar so that the second you stop thinking about them, they'll know to come talk to you."
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
If your life was like a movie....
Or I should say.. "If your life was like the best 90's teen sitcom" Your love/hate relationship (that everyone knows is more love than hate) with that boy would be like Brad and Ted from Hey Dude. 
Monday, July 25, 2011
Boy of the Week - Prince Harry
The best way to forget about the dumb boys.... find yourself a Prince!
Years ago when everyone was all "Prince William this, and Prince William that." I was saying ...just wait, you will be wrong, Prince Harry will end up being the more attractive Prince. And boy, was I EVER right!!! He seems to get better looking every day! So, let's take a week and appreciate all that is Prince Harry.
Advice of the Day
#22 Be careful who you tell your secrets to.. General rule to remember: If you tell one person, everyone knows.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Advice of the Day
#21 "Fact: the bigger the crush you have on someone, the awfuller you will look when you run into them on the street."
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Advice of the Day
#20 If you can remain friends with your ex it's either because you were never in love or you still are.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all deserve to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Yeah. Sigh.. When I left she just smiled and waved at me and my heart just exploded. I don't know why ha.. I just wanted to yell I love you! ..but I can't."
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are always texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you should all know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Reality is I love her and as long as there is a chance I'll give us everything I have."
Dumb Boys Defined
Defining what they say, what they mean, and the terms I use to describe them.
Late Night Lonely Text: That text you send at night to that person you know you're kind of stringing along. Or who you know would be quick to come over. This is different from a booty call. You're just looking for conversation. Someone to make you feel good about yourself. There's nothing wrong with this if you are mutual late night lonely texters. BUT if the person you're late night lonely texting doesn't know that's all it is... Watch out in the morning... they'll be expecting more. And regardless of who you late night lonely text... you'll regret it in the morning.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Boy of the Week - Taylor Hanson
Day 1
Forget Mmm Bop and that silly long girlish hair... Taylor Hanson is not that boy anymore. Time has been very good to him. Loooooove! And the added bonus? He's an epically talented musician! Go see them LIVE! It will seriously blow your mind. 
Friday, July 15, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"I'm just worried because I know nothing else in the world would make me happier than to spend the rest of my life with her and start off every day and end every night with nothing but her. She calms me down. She makes me smile. She makes me cry. I sleep better around her. I breathe easier around her. At least when im not insanely nervous. Everything about her even her flaws are perfect. She's beautiful inside and out. I care for her with my whole heart as my best friend and more..."
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Celeb couples I do NOT approve of!
Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen Okay I totally get the hot older man vibe from Michael Sheen, I get that. Especially because of his amazing talent. I love him, I'm right with you there. But as much as I would say that.. I would never actually date a man that much older. He must have a seriously impressive... personality. Bleh! Rachel: You are so clearly a 10 and putting you on that scale doesn't even get him to a 1. What happened to Ryan Gosling???! He was a MUCH better match.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly sending me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"I acknowledged to myself that I genuinely love her. Ah!"
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Ask the Expert
This boy I'm kind of dating has been really shady lately. It's probably just all in my head, but how do I make sure?
Girl, take off your sunglasses and realize you're standing in the shade. Then run to the light. If someone is acting shady, it's because they are. If he stands you up or blows you off, it's not a mistake or some forgetfulness, 99% of the time... he's with another girl. If he's not returning your calls when he usually does it's not because his phone broke, or he had it off... he's with another girl. And it's not because he wants time with the boys, if he did, he'd tell you. If he's being shady there's another girl involved. Period. And you should get out of there before he makes you look like a fool. You fool.
Girl, take off your sunglasses and realize you're standing in the shade. Then run to the light. If someone is acting shady, it's because they are. If he stands you up or blows you off, it's not a mistake or some forgetfulness, 99% of the time... he's with another girl. If he's not returning your calls when he usually does it's not because his phone broke, or he had it off... he's with another girl. And it's not because he wants time with the boys, if he did, he'd tell you. If he's being shady there's another girl involved. Period. And you should get out of there before he makes you look like a fool. You fool.
Celeb couples I do NOT approve of!
Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem
True this may just be jealosy over the fact that I'm not dating some 18 year old pop star... not that I would I mean 18 is a little young for me and precicely my point as to why I do NOT approve of these two! Come on lady! You're 26, people are about to start calling you ma'am and they're still calling him baby (or is that Justin Bieber... same thing) Not only is she 26... but she LOOKS it! I might think differently if she at least looked younger. While this does give me hope I will still say "get your gold-digging wannabe pop star hipster self back to Austrailia and leave Nick Jonas for the younger generation. Find yourself a MAN (I hear Jake Gyllenhaal is single)" After all this, you might still just call me jealous but that's my rant and I'm sticking to it.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"So I can't stop. like. sneaking glances at her behind me. What. The. Hell. she's so beautiful it like. Hurts. The eyes....! Wow. delete this asap."
....whoops. clearly you shouldn't text me things you don't want to end up on my blog.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
":) I like.. adore her.. sorry."
Monday, July 11, 2011
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Okay.. she grabbed my hand today and I almost fainted."
"Okay.. she grabbed my hand today and I almost fainted."
I think they should date...
I often think two people should be dating simply for photographic reasons.
Boy of the Week - Kevin Zegers
The best way to forget about the dumb boys... daydream about being in this music video with this boy.
Texts from the romantic
Boys are constantly texting me sappy things about the girls they love. I figure you all need to know that most boys do have a little Nicholas Sparks in them.
"Of course I do. I don't care how hard it gets. I love being in love with her."
"Of course I do. I don't care how hard it gets. I love being in love with her."
I think they should date...
Sometimes two people just look so cute together in pictures... and simply for photographic purposes they should probably be dating.
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